GOD

WHAT AM I DOING HERE???????????????????????

So, I officially quit life on Sunday after my grandmother sent me a forward that started with a rape joke. (If you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? GET IT? SINCE PROSTITUTES ARE PAID FOR SEX WHEN YOU TAKE IT WITHOUT PAYING, IT'S SHOPLIFTING. HUR HUR.) I replied all and said, "It's rape. Also it's not funny. I thought a former cop would ( Read more... )

I have been trying to get an exam copy of the textbook I'm supposed to be teaching. Yes, I went ahead and bought a regular copy 'cause I didn't know what else to do, but then I had a thought, since I am an anxiety-riddled twentysomething who is not happy unless she has something to hyperventilate about (as though my discovered money troubles of ( Read more... )

I haven't had a hot shower since I came back to Stony Brook. They've mostly been tepid. I would even say that one or two may have flirted with "warm" before disappointing me completely. When I moved in and I had to turn the knob ALL the way to get anything that even approached hot enough for me, I said I could live with that. But at that ( Read more... )

NO.

NO. NO. NO.

ON THE SYLLABUS IT SAYS RESEARCH PAPER. NOWHERE ON THERE DOES IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT PRESENTATIONS. IT SAYS A THREE TO FIVE PAGE RESEARCH PAPER. FIVE PAGES IS WHAT I HAVE. IF YOU WANTED A PRESENTATION YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME MORE THAN 36 HOURS BEFORE THE CLASS AND 60 HOURS BEFORE I HAVE ANOTHER PRESENTATION DUE.

THIS. THIS IS

OMGBBQWTF IS GOING ON. IMPORTANT PIECES OF MY COMPUTER EXPERIENCE HAVE STOPPED WORKING I.E. THE MOUSE AND THANKS TO STUPID INTERNET I CAN VIEW LIKE ONE WEB PAGE EVERY TEN MINUTES. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

I should flock this, you know, in case anyone at corporate at the Movie Gallery is cruising LJ looking for bitching employees to fire or some crazy stalker is going to come shoot me in the face. And even if they were, they would be doing me a favor.Today I missed the Big Cheese, but according to J he was pleased with how the store looks which is ( Read more... )

STOP EATING MY DAMN FOOD.

GFD, Grey's.

( Spoilery AGH for this week's ep. )

I wonder if I took the time to tally the number of users who hate the new LJ profile page (being one of them) as seen in news and lj_design, and found it to be something approaching a percentage of their users, they would listen.

I doubt it.